Thomas Edison once said “Success is 1% Inspiration 2% handwork and 97% Nikola Tesla”

The above has no relation with this post. I just decided to start with something we all agree on.
Also wouldn’t it be awesome if the word “as” was replaced with “ass” But no i wouldn’t.
Not that i have a fetish for ass or something

Today’s post will be a story by one of my friends, so you might want to…..wait! Lets exchange greetings first.

Sup Bitches!
I mean, Sup earthlings

As I was….Today’s post will be narrated by one of my fellow immortal friend and will feature yours truly Joe Kerr
Without further ado..
Peace says Hi

Its been 72 fucking years…….72 years I’ve been mislead….72 years the male members of the Justice League have been locked up in that freaking closet. Its been very frustrating for me.

To top that, I’m the only female member of the JL… at least the only one with pussy What i’d do for another female, say Catwoman but Bruce says she is too bitchy. I don’t even understand, isn’t she a cat, why would she be bitchy?

Do you know what its like to go 72 years without a little humping here and there, do you?
Do you?

Of course you don’t, Ye are mortals

To be the honest, the reason i joined the JL was because of Superman. Then he chose Aquaman! Even with my tight leather top and my badass underwear with my damn long legs, the faggot still chose that SOB over me! Its not even like he is some badass Superhero.
All he does is carry that spear thingy which i’m sure could break by clenching my muscles around it….If you know what i mean.

Joe Kerr: Perverts!!

Everyday I imagine myself with Kent, his body on me and in me ….me clenching his…while he uses my rope to… *sigh* I’ll be right back.

Joe Kerr: I think i just came.

I just noticed i didn’t introduce myself, my name is Wonder Woman. I really don’t know why i go by that name and my original name is Diana. I guess the reason i’m called Wonder Woman is basically because i’m full of wonders. I mean me being an amazonian superhuman strengths and speed and my bulletproof bracelets, I guess i’m dripping sweggu.

There was even a day they all had a orgy on the big round firm table in the conference room. All of ’em; Bruce and Robin *shudders* Aquawomanman, The GL squad and Flash. Believe me when i tell you it was inhuman, the speed of the thrusts defied Physics, even Scott displayed ingenuity with his ring. Tubes of lubes could be seen everywhere. And I just stood there

Joe Kerr: That rhymed, you should rap

Of course I had all this recorded. The next morning we were bombarded by the pess with their questions.

Scott! When did you discover your change in sexuality?

Oi Superman! Does this explain your tight clothes and the curly hair?

Mr Batman! I guess its safe to call you a gay ass pedophile, innit?

Aquaman, whats it like to be Superman’s bitch? Asked a black R&B Musician with great enthusiasm and looked like someone who just came out of a closet.

And I just stood there grinning.

Original ideas borrowed from a suspicious looking Terd Bendega and i say Thank you.
Gbagauns found through your superior mind isn’t mine.

Yomi out