He beckons me to come forward,As a kid I cannot help but feel sick in my stomach. Judging by his looks, I’d say he was really old. Wearing what seems to be a red jacket, red pants with a lining of white by its side, Grey beards/hair, black boots, and a red cap.
He says “my name is Santa….Santa Claus and I’d like for you to sit on my lap” he ended with a Shit-eating grin.

And he woke up.

In the celebration of Jesus Christ, we retell the tale of the three wise men….Yay!!!! Courtesy of Joe Kerr
Its the second time he had that type of dream.
A/N: What a strange dream the narrator thinks.
Who the fat man was he couldn’t explain, and why he needed to sit on his laps baffled him! But enough of that! He had a star to follow.

Ever since I (Musa), Olamide and Chinedu saw that shiny star in the sky, we just had to follow that shit! We were called the Three Wise Men but ironically we were called stupid for travelling from Chinedu’s hometown (East) just to follow a shiny object.
We knew about the prophecy about the Saviour/messiah and we were firm believers of the prophecy.
Behold, the virgin shall be with child, and bear a Son, and they shall call his name Immanuel, which is translated, God with us.
Why? You ask. After watching Legend Of the Seeker, Reading Merlin and watching Naruto! We just had to believe.
A/N: Of course they believe, these niggas be following stars and shit like some astrologers.
We headed straight to the Nigga in charge of Jerusalem; Herod.
After we asked of the messiah, we sensed some anger but we kept calm.
When Herod the king heard this, he was troubled. Matthew Chap. 2 vs 3
He left temporarily and went inside his personal chambers to make evil plans!
But the force was with me and my Niggas and we knew about that bitch’s evil plans.

Then he came out and told us to go find the baby and come back so that he may also worship him.
Hahahaha!!! Lies!!!

We left and continued in search of “Immanuel” the saviour until we came to the point where it stood over where the young Child was.
When we saw the star in its awesomeness we rejoiced and danced yahooze, swor, Alanta, azonto, alingo! We felt good inside (no homo).
When they saw the star, they rejoiced with exceedingly great joy. Matthew Chap. 2 vs 10
We went into the house and we saw the young child with Mary-Sama his mother and like that song we fell on our knees and worshipped Messiah-Sama and we presented our gifts (even though it was little, we’ve been told its the thought that counts)

I the man from the East gave The Messiah-Sama Myrrh.
I the man from the west gave the Messiah-Sama Gold.
I the man from the North gave the Messiah-Sama Frankincense.

Then we left and we were warned in our dreams that we shouldn’t return to Herod and I was like “Chill, We’ve got this” and we left another way and the only thing left on our mind was telling the world that Messiah-Sama had arrived and that the Son of God had arrived on Earth. Hope had arrived.

And she shall bring forth a Son, and you shall call His name Jesus, for He will save His people from their sins. Matthew Chap. 1 vs 21

We at PBL wish you a belated Merry Christmas.


About Yormie
Chuck Norris and Alomo once had a fight. Guess who's bitter about that now?

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